My name is Duncan, and uh… hey

basically, im a back woods bitch.  White boy born and raised on the wrong side of the suburbs. Watch yo back girl

Started this blog back in November 2010.  Um… if you have any more questions ask them.

1. I am in a relationship with a girl from tumblr that i know in real life.

2. My iPhone is my life, but i shattered the back of it after I had it for 12 days…

3.  I sleep on the right side of the bed on my right side.

4. I shower at least twice a day.

5. I have at least 7 Pepsis or Cokes a day.

6.  I am considered bipolar.

7. I have three dogs, Rosco, Chase, and Spud (my three-legged kid). 

8. My favorite movie was Insidious.

9. Everyone thinks that i live a million miles away from society but im only like a mile away…

10. The other day i was overwhelmed by my family and i ran 4 miles away from home.  Hardcore, i know.

11. I have accidentally consumed alcohol, lemonade was chock full of vodka and never knew it until the effects came into play.

12.  I call the average person cookie cutter.

13. I am an unorganized.

14. I think that gays should have the right to marriage.

15.  I dont really know exactly what i want to do.  I either want to be a singer or a doctor.  I know, really relevant to each other.

16. I always feel like i need to fill in my father’s footsteps financially and it stresses me out.

17. The ice cream “Woman” yelled at me for being in the street and now i flip off all the ice cream people unless they are grey-haired individuals.

18. I like taking hot showers…

19.  I have just bought 2 tumblr shirts (one cool story bro shirt and a mustache one).

20.  I think Insidious is the most freaky and best movie of all time.

21. I almost died in 4th grade until my uncle walked in on me.

22.  I am supposed to be in a mental facility right now but i missed the plane.

24. I think amy winehouse was the best artist that ever lived 

25. I like scary movies

26. I want to live in London when i am older

27. I want to be consistently happy at some point

28. I want to be everyone’s friend and no one’s enemy.

29. I have been on tumblr for 2 and a 1/2 years now. 

Cross what you have done/true.

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Appearance

I have/had piercings besides the ears.
I want piercings besides the ears.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have/want a tattoo.
I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/had braces. 
I have more than two piercings.

Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health
I’ve gotten stitches.
I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel
I’ve been to Florida.
I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometers in one day.
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Colombia
I’ve been to Cuba.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Ottawa
I’ve been to the Caribbean.
I’ve been to Europe.

Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve slapped someone.
I’ve kissed someone underwater.
I’ve chugged something.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a musical.
I’ve auditioned for something.
I’ve been on stage.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
I’ve pranked someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime
I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve broken a law.
I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve sneaked out.
I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve been in a fist fight.

Death
I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone/something die.
Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
I have attempted suicide.
I’ve thought about suicide before.
I’ve written a eulogy for myself. 

Materialism
I own over 5 rap CD’s.
I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
I collected comic books. 
I own a lot of makeup.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I thrive on compliments.
I thrive on hate.

Random

I can sing well. 
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news occasionally or always.
I don’t like to kill bugs.
I sing in the shower.
I’m a morning person
I’m a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I care about grammar.
I love spam.
I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink ,blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
I’m really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I’m good at remembering names.
I’m good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People
..used ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
..called me fat.
..say I’m skinny.
..have said I’m ugly.
..have said I’m pretty. 
..have spread rumors about me.
..force me to eat. 
..say I eat too much.
..say I eat too little.

Eating
I’ve lost weight.
I’ve gained weight.
I’m at my thinnest.
I’m at my biggest.
I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
My weight affects my mood. A lot.
I diet. 
I’m vegan/vegetarian.
I exercise.
I’ve fainted from exhaustion. 

Family
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve planned to run away from home before.
I’ve run away from home.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want kids. 
I’ve had kids.
I’ve lost a child.

Relationships
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’m a swinger.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I have/had a friend with benefits.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment. 
I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
I’m a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times
I regularly drink. (used to)
I can’t swallow pills 
I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point. 
I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.
I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.
I’ve slept an entire day before.
I’ve plotted revenge